It's made for the dog you have, not the one in the ads.
No golden retriever. No wheat field. No slow-motion beach run. Our founder's dog Beans has a rap sheet, and she eats first in our house.
If your dog is a menace, you're in the right place.

Every dog food ad is selling you a dog that doesn't exist. Yours eats socks. Here's the food made for him: high-protein kibble made with real chicken, brown rice and superfoods.
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No golden retriever. No wheat field. No slow-motion beach run. Our founder's dog Beans has a rap sheet, and she eats first in our house.
If your dog is a menace, you're in the right place.

Real chicken first and a crunch dogs actually go after. No topper, no gravy, no hand-feeding him like a tiny king.
The bowl gets cleaned. Sometimes the floor too.

Chicken is the first ingredient, with brown rice, sweet potato, egg, beets and carrots. Every ingredient has a job.
Formulated with veterinary nutritionists. Food for dogs of all ages.


It's shelf-stable kibble, so it sits in the pantry like normal food. Scoop it, serve it, and the bucket keeps it fresh.
It goes on road trips without a cooler.

Fresh-food results cost fresh-food money. This doesn't. Here's the daily cost to feed a 40-pound dog:
HumanFood price is the 22 lb subscription. Fresh is typical public pricing.
Cheaper than the cushion he ate last week.

100% money-back guarantee. Pause, skip or cancel anytime from your account.
The risk is on us, not your dog.
We have Beans. She's not a perfect dog. Most dogs aren't. So we stopped pretending and made the food we wanted for her: real chicken first, the good stuff built in, nothing to thaw.
The jokes are on the outside. The label's boring on purpose.
Rafe, founder of HumanFood








★★★★★ 4.82 · 94 reviews
You're on the list. When lamb and salmon are ready, you hear first.
Every dog is different. Switch slowly, and ask your vet if something's off.
"I have 3 German Shepherd's and they love this food! Can't wait for other recipes to be added!"
"Dogs love it, they can't wait for feeding time."
"Baer seems to like it. He hasn't had any issues with the food so it's been good so far."
No. It's high-protein kibble with real chicken as the first ingredient. It's shelf-stable, so there's nothing to thaw or freeze.
Over about a week. Mix a little HumanFood into the old food and add more each day, so his stomach can adjust.
Most people pick the 22 lb bag. It lasts longer and works out cheaper per day. The 11 lb bag is a smaller first try, or a better fit for a small dog.
Anytime, from your account. Pause, skip, change the delivery schedule or cancel.
Then you don't pay. Every order is covered by our 100% money-back guarantee.
Yes. It's formulated for dogs of all ages. Watch the portion as your dog's age and activity change.
50% off your first order, a free bucket, and about $2.67 a day after that.
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