HumanFood P01 Lander
50% off your first subscription order. $2.67 a day for a 40 lb dog.
Good food for bad dogs.

7 reasons this is the dog food for your actual dog.

Every dog food ad is selling you a dog that doesn't exist. Yours eats socks. Here's the food made for him: high-protein kibble made with real chicken, brown rice and superfoods.

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★★★★★ 4.82 · 94 reviews

A dog with its head inside a tipped-over HumanFood bucket
Yes, this is an ad.

Here's what's actually in the bag.

01

It's made for the dog you have, not the one in the ads.

No golden retriever. No wheat field. No slow-motion beach run. Our founder's dog Beans has a rap sheet, and she eats first in our house.

If your dog is a menace, you're in the right place.

A brindle dog eating HumanFood kibble off a table
02

Picky dogs finish the bowl.

Real chicken first and a crunch dogs actually go after. No topper, no gravy, no hand-feeding him like a tiny king.

The bowl gets cleaned. Sometimes the floor too.

A scruffy tan terrier mix chomping HumanFood kibble with pieces spilling out of the bowl
03

Real chicken first. 28% protein.

Chicken is the first ingredient, with brown rice, sweet potato, egg, beets and carrots. Every ingredient has a job.

Formulated with veterinary nutritionists. Food for dogs of all ages.

The HumanFood Chicken and Brown Rice bag
04

The stuff you'd buy as chews is already in it.

  • Omega-3 from salmon oil, for skin and coat
  • Live probiotics, for healthy digestion
  • L-carnitine, for lean muscle
  • Chelated minerals his body can actually use
The HumanFood bucket surrounded by salmon, salmon oil, sweet potato, carrots, beet, eggs and cranberries
05

No thawing. No freezer. No science project.

It's shelf-stable kibble, so it sits in the pantry like normal food. Scoop it, serve it, and the bucket keeps it fresh.

It goes on road trips without a cooler.

The HumanFood scoop in a bucket of kibble
06

Less than $3 a day.

Fresh-food results cost fresh-food money. This doesn't. Here's the daily cost to feed a 40-pound dog:

Per dayCost
Fresh delivery$5 to $8
HumanFood$2.67

HumanFood price is the 22 lb subscription. Fresh is typical public pricing.

Cheaper than the cushion he ate last week.

A gray-muzzled yellow lab mix sitting on a sofa in a pile of shredded cushion stuffing, a tuft of it on his head
07

If he won't eat it, you don't pay.

100% money-back guarantee. Pause, skip or cancel anytime from your account.

The risk is on us, not your dog.

A HumanFood rap sheet card for a dog named Tito
From the founder

"Yes, this is an ad. We don't have a golden retriever."

We have Beans. She's not a perfect dog. Most dogs aren't. So we stopped pretending and made the food we wanted for her: real chicken first, the good stuff built in, nothing to thaw.

The jokes are on the outside. The label's boring on purpose.

Rafe, founder of HumanFood

The HumanFood Chicken and Brown Rice bag
Chicken + brown rice + superfoodsReal ingredients you can read on the bag.
The HumanFood bucket surrounded by salmon, salmon oil, sweet potato, carrots, beet, eggs and cranberries
Nothing weirdSalmon oil, sweet potato, egg, beets and carrots.
A brindle dog eating HumanFood
Real chicken first28% protein. Every ingredient has a job.
A wire-haired mutt holding a huge stick next to the HumanFood bucket
Complete and balancedWith calcium for strong bones.
A scruffy brindle dog holding a roll of poop bags in its mouth next to the HumanFood bucket
Pre + probioticsPrebiotic fiber plus live probiotics, to keep things moving.
The HumanFood scoop in a bucket of kibble
No thawingScoop and serve. Nothing in the freezer.
The black HumanFood bucket
Free with your first orderA storage bucket that keeps it fresh.
A brindle dog with kibble flying out of its bowl next to the HumanFood bucket
100% money-back guaranteeIf he won't eat it, you don't pay.
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Food for dogs of all ages.

Chicken And Brown Rice Formula

★★★★★ 4.82 · 94 reviews

What to watch for

How you'll know it's working.

Days 1 to 7The switchMix it in with the old food, a little more each day.
Week 2The yardOwners judge a food by the poop. Pay attention on walks.
Week 3The bowl testDoes he wait for it? Does he finish it?
Weeks 6 to 12The coatSkin and coat take a full hair cycle to show.

Every dog is different. Switch slowly, and ask your vet if something's off.

Reviews

From owners of real dogs.

★★★★★
"I have 3 German Shepherd's and they love this food! Can't wait for other recipes to be added!"
Jennifer H. · verified review
★★★★★
"Dogs love it, they can't wait for feeding time."
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★★★★★
"Baer seems to like it. He hasn't had any issues with the food so it's been good so far."
Verified review, collected via store invitation
Questions

Before you try it.

Is this raw food?

No. It's high-protein kibble with real chicken as the first ingredient. It's shelf-stable, so there's nothing to thaw or freeze.

How do I switch?

Over about a week. Mix a little HumanFood into the old food and add more each day, so his stomach can adjust.

Which size should I get?

Most people pick the 22 lb bag. It lasts longer and works out cheaper per day. The 11 lb bag is a smaller first try, or a better fit for a small dog.

Can I pause or cancel?

Anytime, from your account. Pause, skip, change the delivery schedule or cancel.

What if he won't eat it?

Then you don't pay. Every order is covered by our 100% money-back guarantee.

Is it for puppies and older dogs?

Yes. It's formulated for dogs of all ages. Watch the portion as your dog's age and activity change.

Good food for bad dogs.

Good food for the dog you actually have.

50% off your first order, a free bucket, and about $2.67 a day after that.

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