HumanFood P04 Lander
50% off your first subscription order. $2.67 a day for a 40 lb dog.
HumanFood
Good food for bad dogs.

7 reasons to take your freezer back.

You tried fresh. He loved it. Then came the bill, and a freezer full of pouches. Here's real food he'll eat, without the freezer or the fresh-food price.

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★★★★★ 4.82 · 94 reviews

A red heeler mix staring into a chest freezer packed with frozen food pouches
Yes, this is an ad.

What you keep, and what you lose.

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Your freezer is for your food.

No stacking pouches. No forgetting to thaw. No dinner that's still half ice.

HumanFood is shelf-stable. It lives in the pantry, in its own bucket.

The HumanFood scoop in a bucket of kibble
02

Real ingredients you can read.

Chicken first, with brown rice, sweet potato, egg, beets and carrots. 28% protein.

The part of fresh you liked was the ingredient list. Keep that.

The HumanFood Chicken and Brown Rice bag
03

Less than $3 a day.

Fresh can run 4 to 5 times the price of dry food, pound for pound. This doesn't. Here's the daily cost to feed a 40-pound dog:

Per dayCost
Fresh delivery$5 to $8
HumanFood$2.67

HumanFood price is the 22 lb subscription. Fresh is typical public pricing.

A gray-muzzled yellow lab mix sitting on a sofa in a pile of shredded cushion stuffing
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It goes where he goes.

Road trips, the lake, the sitter's house. No cooler, no ice packs, no thawing schedule.

A shaggy brindle mutt with his head out a car window on a road trip
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The add-ins are built in.

  • Omega-3 from salmon oil, for skin and coat
  • Live probiotics plus prebiotic fiber, for digestion
  • L-carnitine, for lean muscle
  • Chelated minerals his body can actually use
The HumanFood bucket surrounded by salmon, salmon oil, sweet potato, carrots, beet, eggs and cranberries
06

He still gets excited for dinner.

4.81 stars from 93 reviews. "Dogs love it, they can't wait for feeding time."

A scruffy tan terrier mix chomping HumanFood kibble with pieces spilling out of the bowl
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If he won't eat it, you don't pay.

100% money-back guarantee. Pause, skip or cancel anytime from your account.

The risk is on us, not your dog.

A HumanFood rap sheet card for a dog named Tito
From the founder

"Yes, this is an ad. We don't have a golden retriever."

We have Beans. She's not a perfect dog. Most dogs aren't. So we stopped pretending and made the food we wanted for her: real chicken first, the good stuff built in, nothing to thaw.

The jokes are on the outside. The label's boring on purpose.

Rafe, founder of HumanFood

The HumanFood Chicken and Brown Rice bag
Chicken + brown rice + superfoodsReal ingredients you can read on the bag.
The HumanFood bucket surrounded by salmon, salmon oil, sweet potato, carrots, beet, eggs and cranberries
Nothing weirdSalmon oil, sweet potato, egg, beets and carrots.
A brindle dog eating HumanFood
Real chicken first28% protein. Every ingredient has a job.
A wire-haired mutt holding a huge stick next to the HumanFood bucket
Complete and balancedWith calcium for strong bones.
A scruffy brindle dog holding a roll of poop bags in its mouth next to the HumanFood bucket
Pre + probioticsPrebiotic fiber plus live probiotics, to keep things moving.
The HumanFood scoop in a bucket of kibble
No thawingScoop and serve. Nothing in the freezer.
The black HumanFood bucket
Free with your first orderA storage bucket that keeps it fresh.
A brindle dog with kibble flying out of its bowl next to the HumanFood bucket
100% money-back guaranteeIf he won't eat it, you don't pay.
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Food for dogs of all ages.

Chicken And Brown Rice Formula

★★★★★ 4.82 · 94 reviews

What to watch for

How you'll know it's working.

Days 1 to 7The switchMix it in with the old food, a little more each day.
Week 2The yardOwners judge a food by the poop. Pay attention on walks.
Week 3The bowl testDoes he wait for it? Does he finish it?
Weeks 6 to 12The coatSkin and coat take a full hair cycle to show.

Every dog is different. Switch slowly, and ask your vet if something's off.

Reviews

From owners of real dogs.

★★★★★
"I have 3 German Shepherd's and they love this food! Can't wait for other recipes to be added!"
Jennifer H. · verified review
★★★★★
"Dogs love it, they can't wait for feeding time."
Verified review
★★★★★
"Baer seems to like it. He hasn't had any issues with the food so it's been good so far."
Verified review, collected via store invitation
Questions

Before you try it.

How is this different from fresh food?

Fresh food is cooked and kept frozen or refrigerated. HumanFood is a high-protein kibble made with real chicken first, so it's shelf-stable, scoop-and-serve, and about $2.67 a day for a 40 lb dog.

Is this raw food?

No. It's high-protein kibble with real chicken as the first ingredient. It's shelf-stable, so there's nothing to thaw or freeze.

How do I switch?

Over about a week. Mix a little HumanFood into the old food and add more each day, so his stomach can adjust.

Which size should I get?

Most people pick the 22 lb bag. It lasts longer and works out cheaper per day. The 11 lb bag is a smaller first try, or a better fit for a small dog.

Can I pause or cancel?

Anytime, from your account. Pause, skip, change the delivery schedule or cancel.

What if he won't eat it?

Then you don't pay. Every order is covered by our 100% money-back guarantee.

Is it for puppies and older dogs?

Yes. It's formulated for dogs of all ages. Watch the portion as your dog's age and activity change.

Good food for bad dogs.

Real food. No freezer.

50% off your first order, a free bucket, and about $2.67 a day after that.

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