Okay. Jokes aside.
Let’s talk food.

HumanFood is kibble + freeze-dried raw, formulated with veterinary nutritionists.
Complete and balanced for all life stages.

SHOP HUMANFOOD ABOUT THE FOOD

Why we made Humanfood?

it all started with a dog named Beans.

The first dog I ever had was a rescue named Beans. I got her in college.

One night, she sh*t in the corner of my house, rolled in it, and dragged it up the wall. I cleaned her up, fed her dinner, and she still slept in my bed. Her favorite snack? Goose poop.

That’s when it clicked. Dogs in pet food ads aren’t real. But Beans was. So we made food for dogs like her. Dogs that puke and rally. That skid poop on your shag carpet, chase squirrels, and still deserve something better in their bowl.

Perfect dogs aren't real.

PET FOOD ADS ARE FULL OF THEM THOUGH.

Clean houses. White couches. Perfectly behaved dogs staring lovingly into slow-motion sunsets.

That's not real life. Real dogs are unpredictable, messy, and impossible to stage.

We don't believe in feeding dogs like they're props in a commercial, we believe in feeding the ones you actually live with.

SHOP HUMANFOOD ABOUT THE FOOD

The perfect dogs in the commercials aren't real. Yours is. That's who this food is for: meat first, freeze-dried raw mixed through, nothing fake in the bag, and nothing fake about the dog eating it

Good Food For Bad Dogs

— RAFE, Founder.